Ignoring (please, for my pride's sake) the dust all over the dash, let's instead, focus on the fact that, as I shift outta reverse and into drive, I end up in neutral AND drive, simultaneously.
::blinkblink:: I need two kids to graduate from college, so I can replace my 225K mile, 10 year old, stylin' minivan. With the optional dual gear feature. That should bring TOP DOLLAR, don'tcha think? ::coughcough::