I know some really cool blogs that have contests with giveaways to see who can most cleverly caption a photo.
This is not a really cool blog with giveaways. Here, in my land, I am a DIY photo caption-er.
And this one, in which an apple core is browning nicely in MY bathroom sink, is entitled,
"I'll miss her when she's gone".
Never mind she has her very own bathroom two steps from her bedroom. Never mind that I have a wastebasket in MY bathroom. Never mind all of that.
Just never mind.