Alas, someone has beat me to the creation of this brilliant, cutting-edge piece of literary art.
I have only read a portion of this great work, but I look forward reading more. Be sure to start at the beginning (which is at the *bottom* of the page, since this is written in numeric order).
I know it will both bless and enlighten those who choose to read it (unless you are unable to laugh at yourself or are easily offended---if either is true, you maaaaay want to skip it). ::snort::